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Potato Gun

Jorge asked me today what a potato gun is. He said his girlfriend works in a hardware store and a Russian customer inquired about them. I told Jorge they are used only for fun, as far as I know, but that they could be quite dangerous if misused. We found some pictures and videos on the web. Potato guns seem like one of those classic geek web subjects, similar to using liquid oxygen to light a barbecue. It’s funny that I never thought of looking them up before.

My one experience with a p. gun was in Colorado. It was a breech-loader made of white pipe, a screw cap at the back where you would fill it with hairspray, and a lantern sparker for ignition. We shot a few potatoes across a canyon, a good half-kilometer at least. Then we splintered some wooden boards from 20 feet away. It got boring pretty fast.

On YouTube, it looks like the concept has been evolving somewhat since my last and only exposure in 1994. One of them looked more like a flamethrower than a traditional potato gun. Or maybe it was malfunctioning in a spectacular way. Looked dangerous in any case. I wouldn’t try it at home, or at school, or work either. Maybe I’ll save it for adult day care when I’m 98 years old.

Aftershocks

When I got home last night, the earthquake was all over the news. It was pretty strong, 6.1 on the Richter scale. Big landslides up in the mountains at Vara Blanca, at the epicenter near Poás Volcano. There is an eco-lodge up there, called Paz Waterfall. 200 tourists staying there can’t get out due to landslides. We felt little aftershocks (called “replicas” in Spanish) all night, even this morning.  Ily says this is unusual. TV news this morning reports 18 people dead, a bunch more are missing. Our building got some damage on the fourth floor, ceiling tiles falling out. No broken windows here, but in San José there were some. At our apartment, there was no damage, but Ily said there was a small crack somewhere in Gina’s part. Things fell off Gina’s shelves as well.

There was news about other earthquakes in the region as well. Los Angeles had one last night, and Nicaragua had one a few hours before the one here in Costa Rica. Of all the news I looked at this morning, only the Monterey Herald reported the Costa Rica quake.

Ileana is always saying we need to be ready for earthquakes. She was in a huge one when she was a kid, when she went rollerskating on Easter Saturday when her grandmother told her not to. Every time we see a few cockroaches, in the house or in the street, she mentions that they might be leaving the building in advance of an earthquake.

We actually had a small quake the day before the large one yesterday, and the next morning as I walked to the bus stop, I saw about ten dead cockroaches in front of one bar. But I also could smell the distinct scent of insecticide.

When we woke up and looked out the window that morning, the clouds were lit in a beautiful way by the rising sun. Ily said this was a bad sign, that when the clouds look like rocks, it means there will be an earthquake. In Spanish, “Nubes empedrado, tarde temblado,” or something like that. In this case it was true!

At lunchtime yesterday, I ate in the company lunchroom, since I had the good food Ily had made. Some of my old teammates came over and sat with me. At one point, Ronny had a deja vu and knew what I was going to say next. The other guys said he was weird, Hindu, Indian, psychic, etc. I said he would probably get along well with Ily, since she is psychic. They laughed and I told them about the night we were coming home from Limón on the bus. Just before the tunnel, Ily pointed out into the dark and said people get lost there all the time. The next morning, there was a news story that someone had been lost out there, only 500 meters from the road.

Earthquake

We just had a real earthquake, my first one here. It was really shaking. We are having little aftershocks now. But nothing was broken, and my computer is still on, internet still working. Can’t get through to Ily on the phone. Pilar just came in and said she saw a couple of people out in the parking lot crying. A lot of people left the building after the first shaking. Whoa it’s doing it again!

Now they are asking us to leave the building.

2:52 pm
We get to go home early since the building is still shaking a little every once in a while. I hope Ily is okay, and our apartment still standing. Haven’t been able to get through on the phone.

Pirate buses have moved on

Ily talked to the transit police the morning before last. They said they would be back at 5am the next morning to stop the illegal bus activity. Now there is early-morning peace and quiet again on our street. Ily said the policeman said he didn’t know how the bus company could afford to pay the fines. I guess they make a lot of money in the pirate business. It looked like they just moved to another illegal corner up the block from us.

At lunch two days ago, the news was playing on the big tv in the food plaza at the mall. One story caught my attention, being about something other than lurid car wrecks, murder and government corruption. To wit, it was announced that sleeping is good for your heart, as well as helping to reverse diabetes and hypertension. Let’s hear it for sleep!

When I got home last night, Ily had made a bunch of yummy food during her long day at home. She is a teacher, on summer break now (this part of the year is called summer here, since it is not raining). She made a pastel de palmito (hearts of palm pie), chicken soup with carrots, and some orange juice enhanced with cilantro de coyote (cilantro with more flavor, said to be relaxing), carrots, beets, celery, parsley, and ginger. You whip it all up in the blender and strain it. I brought some of the pastel and soup to work for lunch today.

Pirate Buses on our street

The yellow Busetas Heredianas are still up to their piratical tricks, taking advantage of the minor chaos produced by moving all the bus stops, to park outside our apartment at 5am, calling out to passersby “San Jose por la pista!” over and over as would-be  sleepers drift in and out of consciousness. Now the university is back in session and the UCR bus is using this stop again. Our narrow street is choked with noisy buses, and even noisier bus shills.

Yesterday as I left for work a little before 8, the transit police were there on two motorcycles, apparently letting the bus drivers know that what they were doing was illegal. This morning the police were there at 6:30.

Busetas Heredianas is one of the biggest bus companies and I guess they think they can do whatever they want. I hope they get the message and move downtown to where all the other buses had to go. Maybe the UCR buses will go too. Ily says they were left out of the move because they are the only company without a government deal.

In other news, Christmas music was still being played in the mall at lunchtime yesterday.

Cambios del Año Nuevo

Things in the city of Heredia are changing without warning. Garbage is picked up in the daytime, instead of at night like it used to be, or sometimes it is left on the street until they get around to it. The other day I heard the garbage truck and realized we hadn’t put our trash on the curb. I ran out with two bags as the truck pulled away. I chased it to its next stop and threw the bags in, just like a garbageman. Ily, watching out the window, as well as  some of our neighbors, were mightily amused.

Those garbage guys are awesome. It actually looks like a cool job, chasing the truck, riding on the back sometimes, slinging the bags in. No one uses garbage cans here, just bags on the curb, and they pick up the garbage three times a week, so there’s not a whole week’s worth, all stinky and rotten like in California.

Ily says all the garbagemen are from Nicaragua, like most of the people who do physical work here, such as agriculture, construction, restaurant work, etc. I saw some graffiti on the bus that said all Nicas are thieves. I guess there’s a little tension with our Northern neighbors. Ily says Nicaraguan people are really strong and work really hard, and don’t cause any problems for Costa Ricans.

Another change with no warning was the location of bus stops. Bus stops are randomly scattered all over the city. That makes it difficult enough in the first place. If you want to go somewhere on the bus that you’ve never been, you have to find the place where that bus leaves from. You have to go around asking people, wandering around the city, asking bus drivers, until someone sends you to the right place.

Now they’ve moved all of them, seemingly at random. My bus to work leaves from one block over from its former location. There are no stops along its route anymore. I don’t know if this is permanent, or just a holiday aberration.

There used to be buses that would idle in front of our apartment starting at 5:30 AM, taking students to University of Costa Rica. Now the students are on Christmas break. Instead of the UCR bus, there is now a bus going to San José. At 5 AM, a guy starts standing on the corner calling loudly and frequently “San José por Saprissa!” while we are still trying to sleep. It’s like having a rooster.

Speaking of which, on Christmas Eve we went to visit Natacha and Elias in the boondocks of Santo Domingo. They have a tiny farm near a stream. Across the road is bigger farm with cows and goats where they make this awesome cheese.

We had dinner with Natacha and Elias and their two kids David and Irina, and spent the night. They have three roosters, which all began to take turns crowing right outside the bedroom window at about 3:30 AM.  Two of them had kind of weak voices, but the other one had a rich, throaty crow, like a classic farm rooster.

In the morning, after breakfast, I went with Elias and David for a bike ride up the hill. It was my first bike ride in almost a year, and my first ride in Costa Rica ever. I still remembered how to do it, and I wasn’t sore later. Amazing. I want to get a bike. I don’t have any place to keep it in our tiny apartment, unfortunately. I will just have to wait.

Common Thread

This comment by deserves not only a reply, but a post of its own:

"I think you ought to make a habit of comparing your observations of the world (via
blog) to the time you were a taxi driver. That way there'd be a common thread
uniting all of your posts. But what do I know? I'm just a cabbie. Keep it real."

This is the second time I can recall that I’ve gotten a suggestion (here’s the first one), and I like it. I’ve always liked some direction. If someone in my taxi wants to go a certain way, I go that way, even if it’s longer, especially if it’s longer!

This comment has opened my eyes somewhat. I’ve realized that Luxton Rocket is not only the name of my old cab #83, it is the name of this blog as well.

The two entities are essentially identical , as illustrated in one of my dreams.

This is my taxi, and you can give me directions if you want. Just please, if you need to throw up, use the bags provided for that purpose. That’s my main rule in this taxi. The common thread is you and me and these four wheels, these four walls, and these glassy windows.

Just a cabbie, he said. I say there is no such thing. I never liked the word cabbie. Sounds too scabby, and the way passengers used it wasn’t really nice. I prefer taxi driver or cab driver. Even just driver is fine.

One of my passengers was once talking out loud and said he thought cab drivers were some of the most knowledgeable people he’d ever met. He opined that if you wanted to know anything, just ask a taxi driver, then said to his companion that he could probably ask me something about quantum physics and I would probably know something about it. So I told him some general thing about it, since he didn’t ask anything specific.

I like people who take cabs all the time. They seem different from people like me, who almost always take the bus.

Return to “Reality”

I suddenly realized my blog was turning into sort of a “Best of Boing Boing” and I wanted to reverse that tendency. Today I’m going to write about the world outside of the web.

I didn’t remember many dreams this morning, only one about a magnetic toy race car that kept crashing into the other cars. I had put a giant race driver head into the car to make it heavier and more stable, but the magnet holding it in was causing the problem. I decided to cast a new head from lead.

I ate some pineapple for breakfast. Costa Rica has great pineapples for really cheap. You can buy them almost everywhere. There are little fruit shops on corners and tiny fruit kiosks on the street. Some of them sell single slices of pineapple in a plastic bag, or bags of fruit juice. If you ride a bus for more than an hour or so, it will usually stop somewhere and someone will get on and sell chips and sodas. Sometimes they have plastic bags of green coconut juice.

I saw the moon this morning as I waited for the bus.

It looked like we were going to have something to do today, but then we had to hold off on it.

I started reading a bunch of stuff on the web, mostly blogs. I had two comments from the  guy who writes NYC Taxi Almanac, whose blog I commented on a couple of days ago. He invited me for a tour if I ever come out there. Sweet. I saw a couple of other good taxi blogs and considered adding them to my list.

Now I have email on my work account…. It was a Christmas event thing. Tonight Ily and I are going to a Christmas party by people here at work. She wants me to buy a new shirt at lunch time. I will go to the mall food court, and after lunch I will go to the big department store, Carrion. I think that’s a cool name for a store. I want a hat with their logo.

Now it’s lunch time.

This morning when I read that Obama had selected a secretary of agriculture, I went to see if he was one of the ones on the list of the petition I signed. Alas, he wasn’t.

But while I was looking, I found something so funny I had to stop reading, since I don’t like to be laughing too hard at my desk at 8:30 AM. The reviews were the funniest, I really had to tear myself away from the description of the KFC Famous Bowl. I felt like I might be making a spectacle of myself. The part comparing advertising photos of fast food to actual user photos was great too.

In other news this week, the guy who threw a shoe at the president got a rifle butt to the head and a broken arm. That seems a little harsh. At least they took him to the hospital instead of prison. Update: now he’s in jail. Someone should start a petition to get him out. It’s not like he hurt anyone.

Glenn Greenwald at Salon had a good post Monday Dec. 15 about how lame it is that the media is all over the story of Blagojevich (and now the shoe thrower) while totally ignoring the Senate Armed Services Committee report on Bush and Rumsfeld and others’ responsibility for abuse and death of prisoners of war. I guess it isn’t too surprising, after everything else that’s happened in the last eight years.

Make clean water a human right

In 1948 every country in the world signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Here’s a petition to add Article 31, the Right to Clean Water.

Water is a key ingredient in many of our favorite things, such as coffee, beer, and showers.

If you think everyone deserves access to these, please sign the petition.

Thanks!

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